11-3-84 FRANK ZAPPA THEM OR US TOUR AUTHENTIC CREW SLUT PASS STONYBROOK NEW YORK

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NOVEMBER 3RD 1984 - FRANK ZAPPA - STATE UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK {SUNY} AT STONY BROOK, STONY BROOK, NEW YORK - AUTHENTIC USED CLOTH TYPE THEM OR US TOUR CREW PASS - IT'S AN AUTHENTIC CLOTH TYPE { YOU CAN SEE SOME LOOSE STRANDS } - USED { IT WAS USED, TORN OFF { THERE'S 2 PIECES } AND STUCK ON SOME KIND OF NOTEBOOK PAPER } - SO THE BACKING ISN'T ORIGINAL, BUT THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT AN ORIGINAL CREW PASS - THIS KIND OF PASS HAD ALSO BEEN KNOWN TO BE GIVEN BY SOME BOYS IN THE CREW TO FEMALES THAT THEY THOUGHT WERE ATTRACTIVE, OR AT LEAST WOULD SUFFICE FOR SOME HOOVERISIM AT THE TIME OR LATER ON, AND YOU WON'T NEED TO GET ON YOUR KNEES TO GET THIS ONE - SO IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING ALL OF THOSE FAKE PASSES BEING SOLD AND WANT AN AUTHENTIC CREW PASS, OR PERHAPS HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A CREW SLUT BUT NEVER MADE THE CUT, LOOK NO FURTHER. OK ROTUNDRA?
USED AUTHENTIC FRANK ZAPPA CREW PASS FROM THE THEM OR US TOUR NOVEMBER 3RD 1984 AT THE STATE UNIVERSITY IN STONY BROOK NEW YORK. IT WAS USED AND TORN OFF THE SHIRT { OR PERHAPS SOME OTHER PROTUBERANCE }, AND STUCK ON SOME TYPE OF SQUARED COLLEGE LOOKING TYPE OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE SINCE YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THIS ONE HAS BEEN, A HEAVY CLEAR PLASTIC GOOD FOR DISPLAY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S PROTECTOR IS PROVIDED FOR YOUR PROTECTION ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR? HUH?
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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT SO CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT
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AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, TIM BUCKLEY,  BLUE CHEER WITH T
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E LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, NE
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TAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS FRESH N' HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?